A Flea And a Fly

A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.

Said the flea, "Let us fly!"

Said the fly, "Let us flee!"

So they flew through a flaw in the flue.

A Tree Toad Loved a She-Toad

A tree toad loved a she-toad Who lived up in a tree.

He was a two-toed tree toad

But a three-toed toad was she.

The two-toed tree toad tried to win

The three-toed she-toad's heart,

For the two-toed tree toad loved the ground

That the three-toed tree toad trod.

But the two-toed tree toad tried in vain.

He couldn't please her whim.

From her tree toad bower

With her three-toed power

The she-toad vetoed him.

Betty Botter

Betty Botter bought some butter,

But, she said, the butter's bitter;

If I put it in my batter

It will make my batter bitter.

But, a bit of better butter

Will make my batter better.

So, she bought a bit of butter

Better than her bitter butter;

And she put it in her batter

And the batter was not bitter.

So, twas better Betty Botter

Bought a bit of better butter

Peter Piper

Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers;

A peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked.

If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,

Where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?

She Sells Sea Shells

She sells sea shells on the sea shore.

The shells she sells are sea shells, im sure.

And if she sells sea shells on the sea shore,

Then l'm sure she sells seashore shells.